Life is cruel...

I started of as an Insignificant microbe.

Through a process of cellular division I never quite understood I became a Multicellular Microorganism.

After a while of feeding on plankton I become a Wiggly Worm

Then a non Kosher Crusty Crustacean

Slowly crawling up to a Lowly Insect and further along a Slimy Mollusc.

As the months moved on I had avoided taking any bait and had become a Flippery Fish

I seemed to be a Crawly Amphibian, for ever.

I graduated to be a snake [Slithering Reptile], which my wife had always said I was.

One day whilst away from home, I looked at my Truth Laid Bare Ranking in utter disbelief.

I was a Flappy Bird

A graceful specimen able to soar high above the commoners, I told my wife whilst making the most gracefully flapping gestures with my arms. I told her I may no longer be able to talk to her now that I was a Flappy Bird.

I swooned in the apartment we were staying in, with my arms as wide as an albatross, I gracefully glided to and fro, whilst accentuating my wing tips in a ridiculous Royalty like flutter.

Bold, lofty visions of the future were made.

I was a Jonathon Livingston Seagull of the blogging world.

I was full of airs and graces, I looked down from my beak on my wife's mere Slithering Reptiles blog and with a look of disdain, pensively considered how high I might Soar.

We went to bed, I allowed my wife a mere Slithering Reptile to make me a coffee as a gesture of reconciliation between the species.

The next morning I was horrified. Surely, tell me it isn't so.

Some one had stolen my Flappy bird wings that allowed be to soar so high and I was; in an even more truer sense, (in my wife's eyes anyway) back to a Slithering Reptile.

I was crushed. My wings had been clipped.

Life is sooo cruel.

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